There once was a cat named Mallie.
She had more crazy antics than you could tally.
She worried her Mom loved Ko-Ko and YumYum better.
It caused her to be a sweater.
She wanted to type.
She couldn’t figure out what was all the hype.
Dustin often bored her.
She was told to use the respect of calling him sir.
…but how can you when you can’t awaken him…
and he is a dull as a setting hen.
She thought she might be part penquin.
And the thought gave her a grin.
Going outside might be fun.
But today there is no sun.
When she exclaimed "Oh I’ll just take a nap!"