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I may be small and slender now,  but I am just a lad. 
I think you'll find, when I'm all grown, that I  can be quite bad. 
My eyes are keen, and so's my nose. My claws are  really fierce, 
And when they've gotten bigger--ah, the things that  they will pierce! 
So go ahead and steal my toys--somehow there's  always more. 
And when I've gotten older, YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF  THOR!!!!! 

Dictated by the Mighty Thor Thunderpaws to his human associate, Groucho