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A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN RE-WORD
 
 
Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.

Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that 
morality comes from morons?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

 
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

 
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

 
Banning the bra was a big flop.

 
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

 
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

 
Without geometry, life is pointless.

 
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

 
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

 
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

 
Alarms: What an octopus is.

 
Dockyard: A physician's garden.

 
Incongruous: Where bills are passed.

 
Pasteurize: Too far to see