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Sometimes the holidays are just better this way. ..

 
Ingredients:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    Lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo  again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and  drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
    bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

    At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
    another  cup ... just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in  the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
    pry it loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonxicity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

    Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.  Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.  Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and  make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    CHERRY MISTMAS